Le Pétomane (Entry 926.IS0324)
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🗓️ 18 June 2020
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
In which a French baker discovers an unusual muscular ability that makes him an international star, and Ken works on his Kegels mid-recording. Certificate #22584.
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| 0:00.0 | We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. |
| 0:07.0 | We are receiving this message. |
| 0:11.0 | We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century. |
| 0:21.0 | Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this |
| 0:25.5 | monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. |
| 0:28.8 | These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost. |
| 0:35.0 | So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions, |
| 0:41.0 | this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 926 dot I S. 3rd24 |
| 1:20.0 | certificate number 22584. |
| 1:23.4 | La Petomann. |
| 1:26.2 | First I give you the ten of voice. |
| 1:29.3 | The baritone, the bass. |
| 1:37.0 | The soprano and the harmony. |
| 1:47.0 | We've established in the dynamic of our show and in the dynamic of our friendship and on our online |
| 1:57.0 | personalities that you are a punter. |
| 2:02.0 | A punster? are a punner |
| 2:05.0 | punster punest |
| 2:06.0 | a punest |
| 2:08.0 | punest |
| 2:09.0 | punest |
| 2:10.0 | someone who thinks that puns are funny |
| 2:12.0 | a punter let's call it that. |
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