LBHY: James Beattie

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Soccer, Sports, Comedy

4.8 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

For this episode, we are joined by former England, Southampton and Everton striker James Beattie. James talks about being an elite swimmer as a youngster and trading that in to scoop up dog shit at the Blackburn Rovers training ground. He also chats about playing alongside Matt Le Tissier at Southampton, his theory for not being picked for Euro 2004 and tearing up Doug Ellis’ front garden. Plus, we dig into your correspondence, including a look back at The Match and a quite sensational goalkeeping display from comedian Terry Alderton. Terry Alderton in The Match: https://youtu.be/3-Tfxou6foA?si=Q1nNoSIRSbQMgHHn If you’ve got anything at all to contribute, you can email us at: [email protected] If you’re a member of the QK Fan club - good news! As the QK fan club transitions to LBHY fan club you’ll still get access to all the old QK subscriber episodes and you’ll be getting monthly special episodes from LBHY as well (which may very well include, Big Ron Manager..) So good night Richard Wright, Chris, Alex and Nick x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi guys, it's Nile here from Football Social Daily and this episode we've teamed up with Skybet to celebrate the world's wildest emotional roller coaster being a football fan.
0:10.8	Skybet understands the beautiful chaos of being a football supporter.
0:14.8	It's the highs and the lows, the heartache and the glory.
0:18.3	It's all part of the ride.
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0:21.6	who hate that last minute heartbreak. It's called Skybet, Acker Freeze. We've all been there.
0:28.4	I remember having a bunch of games on a Saturday that I'd won. The only thing I was relying on
0:33.9	for my Acker to come in was a Sunday game in the Scottish League Cup semi-finals.
0:39.2	Ross County against Celtic. Surely Celtic were going to bring it home for me. No. Ross County got
0:46.1	the job done. But with Sky the ACCA freeze, I could have done things my way. So here's how it works.
0:52.5	You place a prematch ACCA with at least five full-time results
0:55.9	and selections, and if one of your teams goes ahead, you can freeze the score and settle that
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1:47.2	Before we get back to the episode, a quick word on a genuine game changer, NordVPN.
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