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Quickly Kevin; will he score? The 90s Football Show

LBHY Euros 2024: Denmark 1-1 England

Quickly Kevin; will he score? The 90s Football Show

This Is A Real Test Ltd

Soccer, Sports, Comedy

4.84.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2024

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

It’s the morning after the night before and we’re all still digesting that incredibly turgid England performance. And here to help us relive the drama from his Italian vacation is Michael Marden. Plus: has there ever been a better lookalike than Xherdan Shaqiri and the thumb people from ‘Spy Kids’? How gutted are we not to have seen Alex dribble a football around the offices of GMB like David Brent? And we’re here to defend our beautiful boy Frank Lampard from the attacks of Gary Lineker. If you’ve got anything else to add to the conversation, you can email us at: hello@letsbehavingyou.com And if you’ve enjoyed this episode, please feel free to leave a review (let’s be honest, a 5 star would be ideal) on your podcast app of choice. And if you manage to get a pun in there featuring a 00s footballer, we’ll be almost certain to give it a mention. Thank you for listening and if you’re a subscriber, we’ll see you very shortly for more Euros coverage. So good night, Richard Wright, Chris, Alex and Nick x And don't forget to follow the pod on the new feed(!!) at: https://podfollow.com/lets-be-having-you-the-00s-football-podcast (Ps. Oh and please send on more 00’s outro ideas! We can never have enough!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

At Green King, it's more than a game. It's a gathering of moments, memories, and maybe the start of new friendships.

0:07.3

Before the World Court Football Fever, we were there, pint in hand and door wide open.

0:12.3

The most experienced hands hosting the biggest hearts.

0:15.5

From party atmosphere, to the quiet nooks,

0:18.0

perfect for those nail-biting penalties.

0:20.5

Green King welcomes every kind of fan.

0:22.6

So pick your perch and raise a glass because this summer we're hosting the nation.

0:28.1

And everyone's invited. I have not played mine games.

0:35.0

Oh, brilliant go!

0:37.0

A brilliant go!

0:38.0

Remember the name!

0:40.0

Wayne Rooney!

0:42.0

I have not playing mine games I'm talking about facts Oh, it's through again for England. What a shot to the hat trick here.

0:53.2

Owen!

0:54.2

Oh, this is getting better and better and better.

0:58.0

Danny, go and get in Bath, son.

1:01.2

Go out there, wait, so I don't sit. I don't see. I don't see it.. I don't make me feel sick if I look at you.

1:04.0

There's a good lad, you're in a bath.

1:06.0

You try kicking the car, are you at me?

1:08.0

No one he's into fucking me's errors.

1:11.0

A message with the best possible supporters in the world.

1:15.0

Where are you?

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