LBHY: Back to the Floor: Into the Lions' Den - Millwall FC (2000) with Henry Paker

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Soccer, Sports, Comedy

4.8 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, we're joined by comedian Henry Paker - one third of the brilliant Three Bean Salad podcast - as we revisit Back to the Floor: Into the Lions' Den - Millwall FC (2000), where club owner Theo Paphitis tries to shake things up behind the scenes. Food takes centre stage in this documentary - can Theo survive dodgy pies, a toast-related standoff with the players, and a debate over whether staff should be allowed to take burgers home? And then there’s Putty, the unforgettable Millwall kitman… you’re welcome in advance for introducing him into your life. Plus, we delve into your correspondence - so more of David Beckham being shit at penalties AND our very first 00’s VAR! If you’ve got anything at all to contribute, you can email us at: [email protected] If you’re a member of the QK Fan club - good news! As the QK fan club transitions to LBHY fan club you’ll still get access to all the old QK subscriber episodes and you’ll be getting monthly special episodes from LBHY as well (which may very well include, Big Ron Manager..) So good night Richard Wright, Chris, Alex and Nick x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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