Lazy Code: Science of Simulation
We Can Be Weirdos
Global
4.9 • 793 Ratings
🗓️ 29 December 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Lazy Coders! For this month's bonus episode join Dan, Leon, and Halina as they take you on a tour through brains bigger than their own, diving into breakthrough thought experiments, full-on quantum particle weirdness, and the increasingly obvious proof that humanity is already speed-walking along the simulation track.
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| 0:32.0 | This is a Global Player Original podcast. |
| 0:59.8 | Oh! Global Player Original Podcast Hey everyone, Hey everyone, welcome to another episode of Lazy Code. |
| 1:11.2 | This is the show that has glitched its way into your podcast feed so that you can be told the truth about the nature of the universe, and that that is in fact that we are living in a simulation. |
| 1:16.6 | I'm joined today by two investigators who truly, truly believe that the universe is one gigantic video game, Helena Brooke and Leon Buttons Kirkbeck. They are the Mulder and Scully, |
| 1:23.7 | but like the father-daughter version of it of this world of investigations. |
| 1:28.1 | Hey guys, how you doing? |
| 1:29.1 | Hi. |
| 1:29.7 | Hi. |
| 1:30.9 | You know the way that we've actually glitched our Christmas this year is we went to pick up a Christmas tree |
| 1:36.9 | and we usually get a huge, elaborate one. |
| 1:40.2 | And this year we went, no, you know what, let's keep it chill. |
| 1:42.7 | Let's keep it chill. |
| 1:43.6 | And then dad over here pulls me over to the side and's like, hey, should we get four Christmas trees? |
| 1:51.1 | No way. |
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