This is a Global Player Original podcast. Hello and welcome to Lazy Code.

This is the show that has glitched its way into the We Can Be Weirdo's

feed, and it is where the two experts of the world of simulation theory, Leon Buttonskirkback,

and Alina Brooke, come and deliver their latest findings to us about how we are most definitely living in a

computer game, but not only that, that we're living in a very lazy one that keeps showing us

its workings. And so these two are joining me today as part two of an episode. We did one recently

called Lazy Code Game Over. It's the mystery of near-death experience.

And today, as Leon has suggested, we are here with LazyCode, Respawn. Or Respawn. Question

Myspawn. I love being called an expert, by the way, Dan. Thank you so much. It's the first time.

Well, you are. Yeah. And we should remind listeners, you may not have started at the beginning of the lazy code journey. You believe that not only are we in a simulation, but we're in your simulation. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. And it's my pleasure to have created you, honestly. I do it all over again. Do you still believe that it's your simulation after all this chat about it? Yeah, good question. You still think it's yours? Yeah, I think it's all of our own simulation. I mean, because you are simulated in my simulation, so therefore I've created you, but maybe you've created me as well. That's a mind twist, isn't it? A little gray matter around that. He's buckled. He's buckled on it. That's a very different stance. I'm trying to be generous, guys. I'm trying to be very generous. You've gone from I'm the single creator to now everyone's the creator, but you're trying to sell it like you haven't changed your idea. No, I'm just trying to say that like, I definitely created you. You guys think that you've created

me. So therefore, if you think therefore you am, is that right? Yes, Popeye.

Hey, but guys, I've got to say, first of all, this being the last official lazy code on the platform of We Can Be Weirdos, I just want to say a massive thank you, Dan, for allowing us to launch the platform here.

And we are continuing on beyond this episode, is because really really the truth is we've only just begun.

Yeah. And I'm very excited that you guys, in the lead up to launching your own podcast, jumped on here for a number of episodes. I'd like to say you're welcome, but if we are in your simulation, I don't have a fucking choice.

So I'm not going to say anything.

Now, before we get into the actual episode itself, because Re-Spawn, what the hell are we talking about?

That's something that Helena can reveal in a second.

But before we do that, it is worth noting, not only is Helena, the co-conspirator, along with Leon of the LazyCode brand.

Helena is also the producer of this show, and she does all the editing.

True.

And so it was incredible to me that this show was meant to be recorded a few days earlier,

but we couldn't record it because

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