Lazy Code: Game Over? The Mystery of Near Death Experiences
We Can Be Weirdos
Global
4.9 • 793 Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2026
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
As we all know, death means game over...or does it?
Join Dan and the Lazy Code team, Halina Brooke and Leon 'Buttons' Kirkbeck as they explore the mind boggling mysteries of near-death experiences and what that could mean for a simulated afterlife.
Beware: This episode may leave you feeling strangely excited about dying.
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| 0:00.0 | It's another day at Screwfix and Samo Farrah is still getting to grips with things. |
| 0:04.1 | So, Mo, with Sprint delivery, we get the order to them in as little as 20 minutes. |
| 0:09.0 | Oh, Mo? |
| 0:10.0 | Mo! |
| 0:11.0 | Done. He was on the 18th floor. |
| 0:16.0 | Nice work. But, you know, we use delivery riders, right? |
| 0:22.1 | Oh, now you tell me. |
| 0:23.7 | Sprint it in as little as 20 minutes. |
| 0:25.9 | Screwfix. |
| 0:26.8 | No stopping you. |
| 0:28.1 | Conditions and geographical restrictions apply. |
| 0:32.1 | This is a Global Player Original Podcast. |
| 0:37.2 | Ah! Ah! Global Player Original Podcast Hey, everyone. |
| 0:59.7 | Hey everyone, welcome to Lazy Code. |
| 1:05.4 | This is the bonus episode that has glitched its way into the Weak and Be Weirdo's feed, and it's all about the mystery of the simulated universe. |
| 1:10.3 | Are we living in a giant video game? |
| 1:13.1 | Is this all ones and zeros? |
| 1:15.7 | Are we all simulations in someone's artificial virtual reality? |
| 1:19.8 | This is what the lazy code team, |
| 1:23.1 | Leon Budenskirk Beck and Helena Brooke, are out to uncover. |
| 1:27.0 | So welcome to another insightful |
| 1:29.5 | look at the appalling laziness of the creators of this universe. Hey guys, how you doing? Hey, |
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