Lazy Code: Entering The Simulation
We Can Be Weirdos
Global
4.9 • 793 Ratings
🗓️ 15 September 2025
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Introducing our new monthly bonus episode, Lazy Code!
Dan welcomes longtime weird-theory believer Leon ‘Buttons’ Kirkbeck and Halina Brooke back and his daughter Halina Brooke. We explain simulation theory, meet the hosts, tease the kinds of glitches and guests to expect (from UFOs to scientific perspectives), and explore what it’s like growing up with a dad who thinks the universe might be broken. Decide for yourself: fascinating deep dive, or is the Matrix is glitching?
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| 0:00.0 | It's not about killer abs or big left jabs, bikini selfies or TikTok fads. |
| 0:05.6 | It's about embracing every wobble, looking funny in goggles, doing the twist and shout and laughing with your mates until a bit of wee comes out. |
| 0:13.6 | We like the way you know. |
| 0:15.6 | It doesn't matter how you move. Just move. |
| 0:18.8 | Start with just 10 minutes of activity |
| 0:21.0 | to help boost your energy levels, |
| 0:22.9 | mood, sleep and confidence. |
| 0:25.3 | Search this girl can. |
| 0:26.8 | We like the way you move. |
| 0:32.1 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:59.1 | Yeah. Global Player Original Podcast Hey there are fellow weirdos. |
| 1:00.7 | Welcome to another episode. |
| 1:02.4 | My name is Dan Schreiber. |
| 1:07.2 | I am coming to you today from my home at Roughway by sea in Mystic Margs. |
| 1:10.0 | And today we've got something a little different for you. |
| 1:11.9 | So as well as having the main episode of We Can Be Weirdos on your feed, which are going to be coming out weekly, we're also |
| 1:15.8 | going to start dropping bonus episodes. And as part of those bonus episodes, once a month, |
| 1:20.9 | you are going to be hearing a show called Lazy Code. So I thought for today's episode, why don't |
| 1:25.6 | we spend some time introducing the concept of |
| 1:27.6 | lazy code and show you what's to come? Now, for long-time listeners, you'll know that there is a |
| 1:32.8 | box to be ticked on the bat shit list, which is the universe is a simulation. This is the idea of |
| 1:38.7 | the matrix, the idea that we are living in a constructed simulation, and there are two people |
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