Lazy Code: Are Our Dreams The Simulation Leaking?
We Can Be Weirdos
Global
4.9 • 793 Ratings
🗓️ 15 October 2025
⏱️ 38 minutes
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For this month's Lazy Code bonus episode Dan, Leon “Buttons” Kirkbeck, and Halina Brooke dive into the dream world, that weird nightly sandbox where logic crashes and reality reboots. Are dreams just lazy coding from the simulation? Are they glimpses of the future? From lucid dreaming to shared dream theories, we explore what our sleeping minds might reveal about the code behind consciousness, and whether the simulation ever truly logs off.
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| 0:37.1 | Music Global Player Original Podcast Hello and welcome to Lazy Code. |
| 1:00.8 | This is the bonus show that has glitched its way into the main We Can Be Weirdo's |
| 1:07.3 | feed where each episode will explore the idea that we are all living not only in a |
| 1:14.0 | simulation but one that is very, very badly coded and is sending us obvious signals that |
| 1:20.5 | that is the case. We're going to be talking about dreams. And at the end of the episode, |
| 1:25.8 | we're each going to give it a ranking out of 10 for how |
| 1:29.3 | convinced we are that dreams are proof of a simulation. My name is Dan Schreiber, and I am joined by our |
| 1:36.8 | lazy code experts. It is the man who believes we are living in his simulation, Leon Buttonskirkback, |
| 1:44.0 | and the expert on all things simulation. |
| 1:47.7 | It is Helena Brooke. |
| 1:48.9 | Hello, you two. |
| 1:49.6 | Hello. |
| 1:50.3 | Hi, Dan. |
| 1:51.2 | Well, I'm challenged with my own theory today. |
| 1:53.7 | If this was actually my simulation, I would have coded it that I wouldn't be having to |
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