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Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. Garrett, what did you do? Well, Jake is playing a phone tap on his girlfriend, Katie. Jake's been at home. He's been out of a job. So he's kind of been going stir crazy, just sitting around the house while he looks for a job. So he thought, why not phone tap his girlfriend, Katie, saying, you know, letting her know how he's been keeping busy.

And I'm sure she's probably... looks for a job. So he thought, why not phone tap his girlfriend, Katie, saying, you know,

letting her know how he's been keeping busy. And I'm sure she's probably impatient with him not working. Well, yeah, that and the fact that what he's about to tell her what he's been doing. All right, we'll see. I'm assuming some stuff here. Let's just listen to it. All right, Garrett went in to get a phone tap. Let's see what happens.

Hello.

Hey, how's your day?

It's fine. All right, Garrett went in to get a phone tap. Let's see what happens.

Hello.

Hey, how's your day?

It's fine. How are you?

Pretty good. There's a little problem.

What's your cocktail dress? I shrank pretty bad.

My cocktail dress? What do you mean you shrank it a little bit? Like it went from a size that would fit you to a size that would only fit like a five-year-old. What? Yeah. Jake, I'll have to wear that dress tomorrow. Yeah, well, you're not going to be able to. Is it dry already?

Can you put it in the dryer?

No, I dried it over the fire because I thought it would fix the nice wood smell.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Why were you doing laundry?

You never do laundry.

This is why I do laundry because you don't know how to do laundry.

Well, I thought I would just throw it in with my other dirty clothes that had paint all over them. Why was there paint on your clothes? Well, I mean, you know, as we talked about, I wanted the kitchen, so I thought I would just get a head start. What? Yes, so I started painting the cabinets and the ceiling. You painted the cabinets and the ceiling of the kitchen? I mean, most of the feeling. I got some of the paint on the floor, and then I tracked it around the house a little bit. What color did you paint it? Well, maroon for the ceiling and then puse for the cabinets. Jake. And I thought... Why would you do that without talking to me first? But we're talking about it.

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