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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Lazlo, Everywhere, All At Once

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2023

⏱️ 13 minutes

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:24.0

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:35.0

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

0:42.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun.

0:49.0

Yo! What's going on? Not much. How are you, man? I'm great, man. How was your weekend? Good. Good. So come. Wonderful.

0:55.0

You, uh, you guys know anything fun? No, not really. Did you watch anything good? Oh, Lazlo, Friday. Yeah.

1:02.0

When you were leaving here, you had a gummy in your hand. I did. And you said, I'm gonna, I'm gonna eat this and watch everything everywhere all at once. I did that.

1:12.0

I said, I don't know if I recommend that or not. I did that. I've heard you shouldn't do that. You did do it. I did.

1:16.0

You didn't tell me about it. How was it? I haven't seen it. Did you freak out? Yeah. Did you freak out? I heard that if you're hiding, you watch it. You'll freak out.

1:23.0

No. No. Really? I mean, I watched it. I got like half way through and I was like, all right, whatever. I don't get it.

1:32.0

And so I turned on something else. You know, some tensile Washington or something. I was like, I was a two guns or something, right? I was like, all right. This will be better.

1:42.0

But it wasn't because you were anxious or no, I was like, I don't get it. Like, that's what I went back. It was like, all right. The next day, I was like, let me finish this. I got, I watched half of it. Let me finish it. Yeah. Just see what happens. I don't know, man.

1:57.0

Well, okay. Well, I've had a buddy of mine, a buddy of mine recommended it to and said he texted it and said, you know, I got choked up at the end. And so I was like, okay. And then I watched it. And I...

2:09.0

Is it enough for best picture? Okay. And what's his name who played data in Goonies? He's in it now. Yeah. And he was nominated for an Oscar. Right. Golden Globe for right. Oh, he did. Okay. Oh, yeah. That's right. Because Steven Spielberg sets something.

2:21.0

He was crying. Yeah. Okay. So is he good at it? I mean, well, yeah, I think he's good at it. Is he his, is he her husband? Yes. Okay. And then what? It starts off like a normal thing. It was the family. You see them. And then what they start changing universes.

2:36.0

Well, yeah, I guess they're a family in the owner laundromat. Okay. And there's an IRS agent who's auditing them. And people are going to be like, you don't get any of this. Because I mean, part of me was like, maybe I'm not smart enough for this.

2:48.0

That's what I'm worried about. I watched it. And I guess the concept is that there's for every decision you make that becomes a different universe. Okay. Sure. I've heard that before. Of course.

3:03.0

So then there's a million different universes. And then I don't know. Then they her husband comes back from a different universe. And she has to help save the universe. Okay.

3:20.0

And then they have what they call verse jumping where you can jump from universe to universe. Okay. And they show you like all these different universes that she's in.

3:31.0

And with all the difference. She missed all the different choices you made. But like some of it like some of them. I was like, that's not the not even a choice. Like.

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