LazarBeam Completely Destroys his Career

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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What happens when LazarBeam goes too far on Cold Ones? Chaos, laughs, and some career-shaking moments! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, everyone. Welcome to Cold Ones. I'm your host, anything of views. Joining me today is my good mate and co-host. Max Mofo, hello. How you going? Good, good. You're going good? Yes. That's good. Today's sponsors are cool shirts. Have a shirt with a z.coal. You scored cold ones, 10% off your order. New product on the market from GamerSups. And over to GamerSoups.com.
0:22.4	That's not the website, is it?
0:23.6	It's GamerSoups.com.
0:24.8	Oh, really? I think so, yeah. And over there, use code cold ones, 10% off. Check out the sodium levels on that bad boy. Damn, bro. That'll keep you going all day. Yeah. And of course, our last sponsor today is air up.
0:37.6	Link in the description.
0:38.7	Put your air up.
0:39.4	The discount codes on screen.
0:40.8	They haven't told me what it is. And of course, our last sponsor today is air up.
0:38.4	Link in the description.
0:39.3	Put your air up.
0:41.9	The discount codes on screen that haven't told me what it is yet.
0:43.4	All right, let me introduce our guest.
0:45.3	We have a guest on our show today, obviously.
0:50.0	He is the most popular creator in the world with over 20 million subscribers.
0:54.9	He's the face of gaming, streaming and vlogs on the content of Australia.
0:56.8	It all started when he dropped out of high school.
0:59.1	Ladies and gentlemen, laser beam.
1:01.0	Did you just read the impulsive thing?
1:11.6	Can you stop doing that to me? Hold that shit me? I'm in my corner.
1:13.6	No, no, you can see, okay.
1:15.6	Go back to look at Cement Dog.
1:17.6	Yeah, I'm just watching Cement Dog. Come on, do the intro. Do better.
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