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LazarBeam Completely Destroys his Career | Cold Ones

Cold Ones

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2026

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Join us for a conversation with LazarBeam as we discuss Fortnite and more on this episode of Cold Ones. #ColdOnes #Lazarbeam #Fortnite Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:27.0

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0:30.0

Hello, everyone.

0:32.0

Welcome to Cold Ones.

0:33.8

I'm your host, anything of views.

0:34.6

Joining me today is my good mate and co-host.

0:37.3

Max Mofo, hello. How you going? Good, good. You're going good? Yes. That's good. Today's sponsors are cool shirts, with a z.coal. Use code cold ones, 10% off your order. New product on the market from GamerSups. Gohersoops.com. That's not the website, is it? is it GamerSoups.com. Oh, really? I think so, yeah. Over there, use code cold ones, 10% off. Check out the sodium levels on that bad boy. Damn, bro. That'll keep you going all day. Yeah. And, of course, our last sponsor today is Air Up. Link in the description. Put your air ups, yeah. code's on screen that haven't told what it is yet. All right, let me introduce our guest. We have a guest on our show today, obviously. He is the most popular creator in the world with over 20, in the world with over 20 million subscribers. He's the face of gaming, streaming and vlogs on the content of Australia. It all started when he dropped out of high school. Ladies and gentlemen, laser beam.

1:29.4

Did you just read the impulsive thing?

1:31.0

Yeah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

1:38.3

Can you stop doing that, didn't he?

1:42.5

Oh, that shit again.

1:43.4

I'm in my corner. No, no, you can see, okay. No, no, go back to look at a cement dog. Yeah, I'm just watching cement dog. Come on. Do the intro. Do it better. With over 9 billion views for not moving in Fortnite, spending Robux and watching TikToks. It's no wonder everyone thinks being a YouTuber is so easy. He survived seven days on the raft with Mr. Beast. Let's see if you can survive four hours today on the table with us. Everyone, please, welcome Laserbeam. Thank you. That is truly the full list of my accomplishments and exactly the order I'd put them in. Which intro is you like that? I didn't write it. You didn't write it?

2:18.3

You didn't write it.

2:19.3

Can you write?

2:20.3

No. You know, you're like a good friend of mine. You can just say it from the heart. I feel like that'd be okay. Alright, do one more? No, yeah, off the dome. If I had to do an honest intro for laser meme, It's the man that keeps me in check when I'm drunk.

2:32.7

The man telling me it's time to go home,

2:34.8

but also the man that's pouring me an extra shot.

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