Lawyers, when did you Realize "My Client is a MONSTER"?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 27 March 2023
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| 0:00.0 | Lawyers of Reddit. At what point, when working for a defendant, did you realize my client is a monster? |
| 0:06.4 | A lot of years ago, I used to work as a solicitor's representative. Cases go to Crown Court, |
| 0:11.7 | Barrister deals, and I am there for the paperwork. Additional stuff with client, etc. |
| 0:16.4 | 70-something-year-old man had been in jail for 15 years for an assault on a child. |
| 0:21.7 | Solicitor and barrister working on getting him released due to him getting clean reports from just about everyone. |
| 0:27.3 | Guards took him out of jail to a dentist, and as he entered the waiting room, he saw two children and ran straight at them. |
| 0:33.7 | Guards stopped him. |
| 0:35.1 | Three weeks later at court, I was the one that sat him down in a room to explain that, |
| 0:39.3 | no, this isn't a hearing to release you. |
| 0:41.6 | It is so you could be committed to a mental health secure facility for the rest of your life. |
| 0:46.0 | He didn't take that well. |
| 0:47.5 | I shed no tears. |
| 0:49.7 | I am not a lawyer, but a legal assistant. |
| 0:52.4 | We got a client off of a murder charge. |
| 0:54.9 | Two weeks later, she was caught with a similar weapon and situation, |
| 0:58.4 | except this time, the guy didn't die. |
| 1:01.7 | Not the client, but my managing partner. |
| 1:04.4 | The client was a senile 90-year-old man. |
| 1:07.0 | He wanted to sell land worth a little less than a billion dollars to some businessman. |
| 1:11.8 | Suffice to say, there were many who wanted to take advantage of the situation. |
| 1:16.0 | One such person, to my dismay, was our managing partner. |
| 1:20.0 | The partner wanted to insert a provision that would have effectively funneled about 60% |
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