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So today, a third of the internet was down for about an hour.

Spotify, Discord, Snapchat, Etsy, all sorts of sites were down.

And then they said it was because like the Google Cloud thing was just like not working.

And I, I, I, I, I didn't even want to get into the details because I don't know about you guys, but

I used to think the, the internet was very impressive.

Because I used to think like the internet was like a magical thing.

Everyone would just be like, we're on the internet, the internet.

What is the internet? It's just the internet is happening.

But like more and more we're realizing the internet is just like, just like a really big desktop at Jeff Bezos' house,

essentially.

And then if he trips on a cord, we can't check our emails.

That's what the internet is.

We think it's cool, but it's like Google, Amazon, Microsoft, and then like that's basically it.

That's, that's the internet.

It's in somebody's basement.

They turn off the basement, your life is gone.

No, no Spotify.

Now you're out there.

No music.

People are out there today just, just humming to themselves.

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