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Good Guys

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Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.2	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts? Yeah, we're the good guys. They're not the great guys.
0:28.0	We're just so good or good, good guys. Whoa. Look, to all of our new listeners, we have to say this every episode.
0:36.4	We have the Drake Bell listeners.
0:38.7	They're here. They're here in troves. They're looking for Drake and Josh. They're like, who the
0:42.4	hell is this fat man that wasn't wearing glasses that is now wearing glasses? I'm Ben. It's nice to meet you.
0:47.6	I will be ushering you through life on the good guys podcast. This is mine and Josh's podcast. Welcome. We have a great time.
0:55.2	We talk about a bunch of nonsense.
0:56.6	Sometimes we go a little bit deep.
0:57.9	We'll always talk about Judaism.
0:59.7	So if you hate Jews, this is the wrong podcast for you.
1:01.0	Did I miss anything, Josh?
1:05.0	Only that this is probably like six episodes after the Drake episode.
1:08.3	So I feel like we've lost all of the ones that we gained from that app.
1:11.4	Oh, no, they're gone. They're gone. I saw on the YouTube comments.
1:12.2	Came for Drake.
1:13.7	Stayed for the guys.
1:14.6	Stayed for Ben.
1:19.4	How great would that be?
1:20.6	So good.
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