Laurie Kilmartin
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2017
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
Laurie Kilmartin (Conan, The Jackie and Laurie Show) stops by the show to talk about her just-released comedy album 45 Jokes About My Dead Dad, the Seeso special it was taken from, her competitive swimming past and why her former coach is now in jail, bulimia, writing for late night, her relationship with her parents, the book she wrote, standup, street art and so much more. We also took your questions over Twitter and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.
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| 0:00.0 | I was sitting here with someone that I've known for a long time and been a fan of |
| 0:29.9 | From Tyne Bastар. |
| 0:43.3 | And now she is in The Crime of Not ng |
| 0:58.9 | never happens right, you know, it's professionals have done their job so it's kind of exciting. |
| 1:03.9 | I won't take it off for the night. Well that's what I was going to ask because I'm now at this |
| 1:08.9 | point in my life and don't worry, we will talk about your album. I don't want to. I want to talk |
| 1:13.7 | about your life. Okay. Well okay then. I'm at this point in my life now where the minute I have |
| 1:19.3 | makeup on, I can't wait to take it off. It's same with a bra. Yeah. Oh, I know. Yes. So if I were you |
| 1:25.8 | right now, I'd be like, just like, can't wait until I can get home and just get it all off. |
| 1:30.5 | Although you don't look overly made up at all, you look like I feel like my eyelashes are |
| 1:35.3 | feel heavy, which isn't how they should feel. When you don't wear makeup for a long time, |
| 1:42.8 | all of a sudden you're like, yeah, I can feel the mascaras weighing down my lid. Yes. And |
| 1:48.4 | do you still fall asleep with your makeup on? No, no, no. Well, no, it's been a long time. I used to |
| 1:54.0 | be the kind of person who would never leave without makeup. And in college, that wasn't very cool. |
| 2:00.4 | I was one of those uncool people who wore makeup to class. Just because I didn't feel confident |
| 2:05.2 | without a lot of makeup on. And then I became a person who only ever puts it on for like television |
| 2:15.5 | or for a live show or something like that. And then for my podcast, like I will put on the very |
| 2:23.3 | minimum a necessary for a podcast. It is except we take a photo. Oh, yeah. It's kind of got a |
| 2:30.3 | bright flash. But then just recently, I think because I just had a baby, well, I had a graduation. |
| 2:36.0 | Thank you four months ago. And I think as part of the coming out of that fog, I was like, maybe |
| 2:41.3 | I'll try eyeliner again. So I do have eyeliner on now. It's the post baby I makeup vlog. Exactly. |
| 2:47.5 | I'm reclaiming my eyelid. Your femininity. Yeah. I think most women have one body part or one |
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