Laurie Kilmartin - Throw Away The Plane

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Comedian, author, and podcaster Laurie Kilmartin stops by as Randy explains how a gun that was fired at a White Sox game was hidden in a woman's belly fat, Daniel describes a Delta flight with maggots, and Jason warns against paying for McDonald's with fentanyl covered bills, and so much more!

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0:00.0	Dan and Jay will share tales of folks so unaware they lack in ways and sometimes choose the life they choose will make the new breaking down each epic
0:13.8	failed in Florida there's half-rise bail I'm happy to say they
0:18.4	you didn't make this you don't go listen to our podcast jam with co-host
0:24.6	our band band, band,
0:26.2	don't be a jerk,
0:27.8	who spread the music,
0:29.0	which the funny hits and we going to take you down.
0:33.0	Stick around, make a sound, hunger down.
0:35.0	It's dump people town.
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1:17.2	wishing we had more time the question is time for what if time unlimited, how would you use it?
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