Hello soldiers I couldn't even say it with a straight face.

You know, as a podcaster, you try to think of a little name for your listeners.

I tried to call you soldiers you're not soldiers you're

your couch potatoes you are miss creeants your ne'er do wells your grifters your char Charlatons, that's what you are. Hello my charlatans. Little schemers.

Welcome to the show. I hope your mental health is good. If not, we'll get into how you can help that later on. But for now, let's just say it's over.

Well, first I want to shout out,

I got some dates coming up.

We got to sell some tickets in Portland,

the Helium Comedy Club, February 22nd through 24th, Huntington Beach, the rec room March 1st.

This newly announced Boca Raton, Florida, Misner Park on March 3rd, one night.

La Joya at the comedy store, March 8th through the 10th,

St. Patrick's Day's show, March 16th,

Hollywood Improv, always sells out, get your tickets.

Then we're going up to Alaska.

North Pole, March 20th, Fairbanks, March 21st to the 23rd.

Side splitters in Tampa to warm up after Alaska on April 4th through 6th

tickets at fits dog.com

Anyway yeah the Super Bowl just happened

I'm taping this on Monday, the 12th of February, the Super Bowl was yesterday.

It was a fucking snooze fast for the first three quarters, and then I just someone just told me if he throws off the

algorithm if you curse in the first eight minutes on your podcast and now here I have

I've blown it I've blown it. I've blown it

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