Hello, hello, hello.

Hey everybody.

This is the Andy Richter Collins show, the show which I host in which you call into and then we talk about stuff.

This is the second one that we've done and so far it's been really fun and I hope that you guys are going to have fun too.

I'm looking forward to talking to you and one of my favorite things about this is that I get to have

funny wonderful people come in and help me to answer your questions and to

shoot the breeze with you and today I have one of the best stand-up

comedians in the world.

Oh, Lori Kilmartin, former office neighbor of mine.

Yes.

We were next door to each other at the Conan show for 11 years.

Yeah, I think that was Berkeley Johnson's office and I snatched it up when it was available. Oh, really? I was stuck way down. That was

available.

stuck way down on the other end by research.

I don't even remember that Berkeley made the transition, you know.

There's so, uh, but anyway, hi, thanks so much for coming. I'm excited to. I want it, I mean I wanted you to do this anyway, but

when I decided on the topic I knew you'd be.

It would be up your alley.

Yeah, yeah, because the topic today that we are soliciting your calls and your anecdotes and your traumas about is. your you've witnessed bad parenting that's been done to you or bad parenting that you've done I mean you know

nobody's perfect I know I I've made some mistakes yeah with the kids it gets better as time goes on. It's the poor for... I actually told my

son the oldest one at one point I was like, well you know everything we encounter, you're the first one. Like you you like we don't know what we're doing

like you're the test case so we fuck up on you and then you know I just that's your

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