Lauren the Mortician | TMT #119
Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
Alex Pearlman
5 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2025
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
This episode has LOOOOONG been requested by our listeners, and it is finally here. Mrs. Pearlmania delves into the many legal battles of Lauren the Mortician from Tiktok.
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| 1:07.4 | Welcome to Too Many Tabs, a podcast where a husband and wife duo sit across from each other at a desk where one of them uses their community college degree to do online research about a topic and then they tell their loving partner all about that topic. |
| 1:24.2 | And this week, Mrs. Pei did her research about... |
| 1:27.7 | Lauren the Mortician. |
| 1:33.8 | Are you serious? |
| 1:35.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:36.3 | We could get sued. |
| 1:37.7 | I mean, no, maybe, though. |
| 1:41.5 | Too many faults and too many scammers that we wish weren't real. Too many cons and too many scammers that we wish weren't real too many cons and too many |
| 1:48.1 | spammers and we're starting to feel like we've got too many tabs open it's too many |
| 1:57.7 | tabs remember to smile. |
| 2:04.2 | Why does your face look so concerned? |
| 2:06.6 | What do you mean? |
| 2:07.1 | Why is my face look so concerned? |
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