Lauren's Topics Presents: Scott's Topics

Threedom

Jen Brandon

Comedy

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2022

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

On the season 5 premiere of Threedom, Paul reads a scam email, Lauren gives Scott the floor during Lauren's Topics, and the gang plays Noah's Ark: Mythical Creature Edition!

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0:00.8	Freedom
0:05.8	is
0:12.3	I
0:19.0	You
0:23.7	Bitches
0:28.1	What's up bitch?
0:29.3	the bitch at the bitchers back the trolls of three to back. Oh my God.
0:35.1	Here to troll you the edge lord shit posters of all time. We are doing it.
0:40.9	We're little piggies for you. I'm disgusting. We hate ourselves and we love you too.
0:50.4	I feel to the brim with self-loathing. I'll turn you to the crib keep.
0:53.9	I hate myself. So lonely.
0:59.3	Oh, she's dealing with some sort of story. Loving loom. Loving it to a great.
1:06.5	What do you think he looks like before?
1:09.6	I think he was very handsome. He was so beautiful, fleshy cheeks.
1:15.9	Yeah, that long stringy hair. His face was covered with skin.
1:20.1	Oh, the best skin. He had a nose.
1:26.1	He's actually beautiful blue eyes. Well, absolutely. They're piercing.
1:30.3	They're icy cold. Yeah, yeah. He had earrings. He was being in a piercings.
1:33.5	He had earrings. He had big, big earrings.
1:36.5	Oh, big hoop earrings. When you take them off for a fight.
1:40.4	You have gauges and you died as your skeleton of big holes.
1:43.4	Of course. In your butt. Oh, well, yeah.
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