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The Horne Section Podcast

Lauren Pattison

The Horne Section Podcast

The Horne Section

Music, Comedy

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2020

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to The Horne Section Podcast, your weekly dose of musical nonsense and anarchic chat with Alex Horne and his band! This week we're joined in the Taskmaster House by comedian Lauren Pattison

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

0:11.0

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

0:16.5

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. For those of you who've donated money to us via Patreon, we are truly thankful.

0:28.0

And if you're expecting and hoping to hear your dingle, you will hear that dingle later because we are now

0:34.8

grouping the dingles at the end of the episode for that time will be dingle time.

0:39.4

Dingle time! Tune in at the end of the episode for dingle time.

0:44.8

Dingle time!

0:47.0

Dingle time!

0:48.0

Dingle all the way!

0:50.0

One two three rock.

0:55.0

Hello!

0:57.0

Hello!

0:58.0

Good evening and welcome.

1:00.0

It's time for us to have a lovely time.

1:04.0

We saw some animals on our way to the venue.

1:07.0

I saw a piggy and a horse and a glue.

1:10.0

Will it saw a porcupine and two little wrens.

1:12.8

Mark or a jay.

1:14.0

But Ben saw the best one.

1:16.0

Cause he saw a stingray.

1:18.0

A stingray.

1:19.0

A stingray.

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