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I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

Lauren Lapkus, Taran Killam, and Vinny Thomas Ruin What Could Have Been a Very Pleasant Evening (Live in Los Angeles)

I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.84.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Bridger's return to Dynasty Typewriter is anything but joyous when Lauren Lapkus, Taran Killam, and Vinny Thomas show up with gifts. Topics include deodorant application, OJ Simpson pogs, and The Capital One Cafe. To make things worse, Alana Johnston and Jeff Loveness show up.

 

Musical assistance from Analise Nelson, James Jarrard, and Jimmy Smagula.

 

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0:00.0

this is exactly right

0:03.1

okay i have a podcast to recommend to you it's stradio lab

0:09.6

stradio lab is a fantastic podcast it's hosted by our dear friends george severus and sam taggart

0:16.3

former guests of the show you know pillars of the gay community and each episode they

0:20.6

bring on a guest to discuss a different part of straight culture. And they really get into it with things like college fraternities, gender reveal parties, themed restaurants, all kinds of things. I've been a guest on it. I've made a very good point about a part of straight culture. You'll have to find it to listen to it yourself.

0:42.8

It's a wonderful podcast. It's fantastic. Listen to Stradio Lab on the Iheart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Attention. Due to unforeseen circumstances,

0:52.3

Jimmy Smigula will not be able to perform this evening.

0:55.4

However, despite this massive inconvenience, the host was able to act quickly and find a replacement with a voice just as, if not more, beautiful.

1:05.2

And now the theme song.

1:18.0

Music theme song. It's me.

1:20.7

When I invited you here, I thought I made myself perfectly clear.

1:27.3

When you're a guest in my home,

1:29.3

you have to come to me empty-handed.

1:32.3

I said no gifts.

1:35.3

Your presence is presence enough.

1:37.3

And I... I already have too much stuff.

1:40.3

I have so many things.

1:42.3

I just organized my garage and it's overflowing. It's disgusting. My life is falling apart.

1:49.0

So how dare you disobey me? Oh my God, it's Annalise Nelson.

1:54.0

Oh, let's go over one more time.

2:01.6

When I invited you here, I thought I made myself perfectly clear when you are a guest in my home,

2:09.6

you have to come to me with nothing. Please bring nothing. It's very clear.

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