Lauren Lapkus, Patton Oswalt & Joey Ryan - A Man and His Spaghetti

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2019

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

To start off a very special Dumb People Town Live from Largo, Joey Ryan of The Milk Carton Kids sings the theme song. After a few Flatos, the guys celebrate guests Lauren Lapkus and Patton Oswalt with the Florida Man Birthday game. Then they discuss story 1 where a scantily clad woman breaks into a house and surprises the homeowner. In story 2, a man and his stylish cat are caught, also breaking into a house.

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0:00.0	Starbeams come get.
0:01.8	Alright, alright, alright!
0:09.0	You guys, thank you for coming out, Don't People Town!
0:15.8	I'm going to make all the jokes that Jason's going to make about my facial hair and shirt
0:20.0	and outfit right now.
0:21.1	We got to keep the show tight.
0:23.0	I got to go back and pretend to be Tom Celick stocking the Shels of Trader Joe's.
0:28.8	Our musical guest tonight is fantastic.
0:32.1	He is one half of a fantastic duo and I think he is your first of all.
0:37.5	Let me just warn you, initially he is not very pleasant to look at.
0:41.6	He's not a good looking guy.
0:42.8	He does not have a great silky smooth voice, so I know this is going to be painful for a
0:46.0	lot of people.
0:47.6	He is a part of the milk carton kids, which is a band that I absolutely love and he is going
0:53.4	to grace you with just the most beautiful music about dumb dumb people.
0:57.8	Would you please welcome Joey Ryan, everybody.
0:59.7	Joey Ryan of Milk and Dance!
1:01.2	Thank you very much.
1:11.1	I am so honored to be a part of this night.
1:16.8	I can't believe I am sharing the stage with these people.
1:19.3	I look up to them so much.
1:20.6	The Sclarz I think are geniuses.
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