Welcome to Improper Humans with Matt Besser, that's me, it's Lauren Labkiss's birthday!

This is Improper Humans, special Lauren Labkiss birthday edition. This is Improper Humans, not for invisible Obama!

Today, through other humans and myself, I'll be improvising off your suggestions given to me.

Matt met Besser on Twitter, that's right, you better at me. If you want your suggestion used,

as a source of inspiration for stories, conversations, opinions, and ultimately, secrets to eternal love.

No, comedy scenes, ladies and gentlemen, the best improvisers in the universe are here.

Lauren Labkiss, you just found a way to bring up that this was your birthday. I mean, I like you, but I don't.

I regret everything. I don't follow your Facebooker. I didn't know it was your birthday.

But how did you, you were signing the release and you said, oh, what's the day for the release? You go, oh, I know, it's my birthday.

But I really didn't know, and then I really did say that.

Because we're not going to give you presents, to be honest. None of us know you that well.

No, it's what Dave does, but he's not going to give me anything.

Really? Oh yeah, you guys are on the same improv group.

Yeah, he probably should give you a nice card.

I don't know that I'm not. Don't know that I'm not.

That's true. There's still time.

Wait, to bring it up.

Thank you.

So what's the worst? I'm going to change my question for you on the fly here. What's the worst birthday memory you have?

You can give me a worst or best. It's easier to remember worst, in my case.

Yeah. I mean, I had a rough one when I moved to New York, because I moved there like a week before my birthday.

How old are you?

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