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The Longest Shortest Time

Lauren Lapkus Answers Kids' Unanswerable Questions

The Longest Shortest Time

Hillary Frank | Realm

Kids & Family, Sexuality, Parenting, Health & Fitness

4.74.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2016

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Lauren Lapkus fields questions about unicorns, poop, and a well-kept secret about Darth Vader. … Join LST+ for community and access to You Know What, another show in the Longest Shortest universe! Follow us on Instagram Website: longestshortesttime.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey everybody, we are back with a new season. We've been airing reruns for the last month.

0:05.5

Some of our favorite episodes, but we are back now and we have a whole bunch of new episodes for you.

0:11.3

I am here in the studio with my producer Abigail Keel. Hello.

0:16.0

I have a girl welcome to the show. Thank you. You've been working with me since January,

0:20.7

but you haven't been on the show before. That's right. Yeah. But you have been working behind

0:24.7

the scenes on this new season. You listen in on all of the interviews. What are some of your

0:30.1

top moments gearing up for the next season? I'd have to say that getting to hear all about Terry

0:36.8

Gross and her love for cats. You know, I'm not a cat person, but I could really appreciate her cat

0:44.8

plant situation that she had going on. So I'm really excited about that. Cat plant situation. That's

0:49.0

a good tease. No one knows what you're talking about. That's next week. So who else? Who else do we

0:53.6

have coming up this season? Then we have a clown, which I know you were really excited to bring in

0:58.8

and I had doubts about the clown, but you did not express your doubts about the clown.

1:04.5

This is your job. You were really excited about the clown and I was like, let's just see what happens,

1:08.8

you know, and then the clown surprised me in a very pleasant way. All right, so we've got a clown.

1:14.5

We're also going to be checking back in with some of our favorite people who have been on the show

1:19.7

before. We know them as the accidental gay parents. Yeah. I called them up there in Portland,

1:26.1

Oregon, and Tristan came home from work Pacific time. So it was really late when we got started.

1:33.6

And you were in your apartment in Brooklyn listening in. I was up my couch. And it lasted three hours.

1:42.0

Yeah. Yeah. But it was an emotional and emotionally satisfying three hours. Yes. Okay. So I can't

1:49.1

wait to put that one on. And of course, we are going to be hearing from you, the listeners out

1:54.0

there. That's right. That's like my favorite part of my days, reading all the emails that come in

1:59.2

from our listeners and hearing their stories, some of which make it onto the show. Right. That's

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