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🗓️ 20 March 2024
⏱️ 158 minutes
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0:00.0 | You made it weird, you made it weird, you made it weird, oh yeah. |
0:06.0 | You made it weird, |
0:08.0 | you made it weird, yes, you did. |
0:10.0 | You made it weird, yeah. |
0:12.0 | You made it weird, yeah. You made it weird with Pete Holmes. |
0:15.0 | What's happening, weirdos? This is Laura Peak, one of my new favorite comedians. |
0:20.0 | She is incredible. She's been on my Largo show. I met her not too long ago as a new face at the |
0:26.8 | Just for Last Festival in Montreal. She is so funny and so fun and so talented. I'm so glad you're here. If you're not familiar with her work, |
0:37.0 | I'm assuming some of you are new to her. We're going to play a little bit of her stand-up just to give you a |
0:41.7 | taste and we're going to do that right now and |
0:44.6 | then we'll roll into the episode. Here's Laura Peak, the very funny Laura Peak. |
0:48.9 | I'm like, hey what's up'm Jonathan, I'm 5-6. |
0:52.8 | Blew my dick off with an M80, and I hate my mom. |
0:54.8 | Hit me up, girls, no fatties, and they're like, |
0:56.4 | it's not the short thing, Jonathan. |
0:59.5 | You're not just short out here, but you're short in here, here okay you're short of spirit I put that joke |
1:06.1 | on the internet I almost died they came for me they have little knives little |
1:09.8 | news boy caps on there like oh I missed! Okay. I am extremely grateful to have found a man that's good |
1:18.1 | at sex. Yeah, that's nice, yeah. I gotta say I'm grateful to any man that is good at sex with a woman okay because I know that it is not easy to have sex with a woman I've tried you can hear this voice I've been down there okay I've served I've done my time I enlisted early I got |
1:36.3 | out early I've gone down on a lot of women I'm bad at it okay I thought I was |
1:42.1 | going to be amazing I was like we got all the same stuff. This should be easy. |
1:45.0 | And then I got down there. Have you ever tried to turn on the shower at somebody else's house? |
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