Laugh Tracks (Entry 704.EC0202)
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🗓️ 2 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | We are receiving... |
| 0:02.0 | ...theirms had you for the first time. |
| 0:05.0 | ...and... |
| 0:06.0 | ...and... |
| 0:07.0 | ...receiving this message. |
| 0:11.0 | We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. |
| 0:14.0 | We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, |
| 0:18.0 | the turbulent time that was the early 21st century. |
| 0:26.0 | Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. These recordings represent our attempt |
| 0:30.3 | to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost. |
| 0:34.9 | So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology |
| 0:39.4 | to decrypt our transmissions, |
| 0:41.2 | this is our legacy to you. |
| 0:43.3 | This is our time capsule. |
| 0:45.3 | This is the omnibus. |
| 0:47.1 | This is the omnibus. You have accessed entry 704. |
| 1:16.1 | EC0202, certificate number 37919. |
| 1:22.5 | Laft tracks. |
| 1:25.3 | Come and get it. |
| 1:36.2 | Makes well. When you first took over Jeopardy, I remember it very clearly. |
| 1:37.2 | First of all, I didn't take over. |
| 1:38.5 | It wasn't a coup. |
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