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Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast.

For today, it's the 1st of April.

It's Wednesday, but we're not doing any...

Well, I've not noticed anything in the papers.

I think a lot of the papers have decided

that they weren't going to do anything to do with April Falls.

It would be inappropriate.

Also inappropriate, the Beckham spending.

I mean, he's actually taken out a mortgage on this flat. He's put down 10 million and he's got a 10 million pound mortgage. And I keep thinking, I'm sorry, there are people who aren't working at the moment. You know, are the Beckham's totally insensitive to the mood of the country. Mind you, you want to see the stick. If you listen back to the program, the stick

that Harry's got, even the advisors are saying, listen, you don't know what you're doing. You have

no idea. You need to take six months to try and work out what you're doing. I think they think,

I mean, it's going to cost a fortune to maintain their lifestyle. Bearing in mind,

all he's ever done is being the royal family

and been in the army. And that's it. He hasn't done anything else. All right, he's made a few

half-hearted speeches. He went to Costco the other day. Don't tell me their members of Costco. I can't

bear it. How do they get that? I mean, does he have a green card for working in the States?

I mean, all these questions. Questions, questions, questions, which is lovely.

Anyway, so where do we kick off?

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