You may have heard about people's postcode lottery, and often wondered how does it work.

Playing is simple.

You sign up for a monthly subscription of 12 pounds, guaranteeing you entry into every draw.

And your ticket is your postcode.

Prizes are one every day, including millionaire street, where one lucky postcode wins a share

of 1 million pounds every Saturday.

Also, at the end of the month, players in one postcode area win a share of a minimum of 3.2 million pounds.

A minimum of 33% of every ticket goes to charities and good causes across Great Britain and beyond,

with a staggering 1.1 billion pounds raised so far.

So, for a chance to win, sign up before midnight on the 24th of August to play in the September draws,

and the next winning postcode could be yours.

SPL managed luxuries on behalf of good causes, 18-plus conditions applied.

Play responsibly, not available in Northern Ireland.

What is that sound effects set?

Telling when you type in Queef Sound Effect, you get a bunch of women, queefing in a porn video.

Oh, really?

Yeah, you got to be more creative, man. That sounds exactly like a Queef.

Because Queef has the quality of a loud whisper, or it's like tacky being pulled off a wall.

That just sounds like a regular old butt fart.

Hi, it's Bad TV, and you're here as I'm dealing settled up next to one, Patrick Kiki.

Great to be here.

You're really hamming it up because we're covering the cigarettes and sadness tonight.

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