Latex, Lube, And Sexy Couch Cleavage – A Sofa Love Story

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:28:17 Did JD Vance Fuck A Sofa? 03:59:20 JD Vance Fucks A Leather Couch – Erotic Story 17:15:10 Pretend Girlfriend Fights / Freakouts ASMR 23:36:18 Olympic Controversy 24:59:03 DV’s Olympic Correspondent: Galileo2333 27:33:23 Galileo Vs. Banned Disney Character 31:05:10 Sign Up For The Sideshow For My Birthday 33:04:19 Screwdriving Your […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Tuesday, July 30th, 2024.
0:04.0	Coming up on the program today, a man gives in to his deepest, softest, most plush sofa desires.
0:10.4	Plus, Rapey the Rooster gets canned by Disney,
0:13.6	a wide selection of bitchy girlfriend ASMR,
0:16.8	and using a screwdriver on your daughter's ass.
0:19.7	Oh, mama. it's sextastic Tuesday.
0:27.0	on Distorted View.
0:31.0	Do you love creamy
0:34.0	Pussies? Good, that munch your tongue into our wet cunts.
0:40.0	Join in our girl on good action.
0:44.0	We love to drink up loads of calm.
0:47.0	Hot morning girls who want you to feel like every wet and home.
0:54.0	Listen as we push our hot deltos deeper and deeper into our consciousness.
1:00.0	In and out, up and down, get us in any position you want.
1:05.0	Pick up the phone, calling find out what makes us better from the rest,
1:11.0	wild, hot and ready for you.
1:15.0	It's distorted view daily with Tim Henson.
1:19.0	It's amazing.
1:20.0	BAY!
1:21.0	For Bloom Aids. I don't have Kitty Milk. BAYOR FOR BOOMAYS.
1:22.8	I don't have kitty milk.
1:24.8	Makes my bitch-ass sussy-pussy quiver.
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