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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly
SiriusXM
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. |
| 0:11.3 | Jacob, go ahead, buddy, throw it away. |
| 0:14.4 | What? |
| 0:15.1 | Go ahead, throw it away, dude. |
| 0:16.5 | Throw it plate away. |
| 0:17.5 | You don't want it? |
| 0:19.8 | I'll throw it out if you guys don't want it. Jacob, Hey, Jacob. Dude. Christine or somebody brought up from there some catered event downstairs. She brought up a chakoutary plate with devil eggs. Devil's eggs. Meats and cheeses, which Jacob, I think, by God's law, isn't allowed to have together. It's salamis and everything. And everyone who enjoys these things goes, like, it's almost like a nice, like, ooh, it's a little enticing smell. Jacob just sits there. It is the Jacob's show. We have to get rid of this plate because Jacob's face. I wouldn't be able to do a show or I wouldn't be able to stop laughing. He was doing this. He just kept looking at him going this. He'd go. It was making me stomach laugh. And I couldn't get you to look. Well, because I was trying to seduce Paco. Oh, my God, dude. He went. Well, he came in today. and apparently the people that were in here before us |
| 1:12.4 | smelled like syrup yeah was something thanks already and he was just angry with the smell it's a |
| 1:19.5 | it's a it's a hip-hop duo i was already breathing through my mouth those two and then christine came |
| 1:27.1 | in with a chakoterie plate and stuck it right in front of them. Get it |
| 1:29.4 | out of here. Go throw it in the hallway trash too. |
| 1:31.4 | So you don't have to be in the room with that fucking meat and cheese. Just because you guys want it out of it. You know what actually? I want to leave it for the entire show like a piece of kryptonite to keep you level. But Yeah, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, |
| 1:40.1 | wait, wait. |
| 1:41.1 | Jacob, I'll say this. |
| 1:42.1 | If you eat one piece of cheese with one piece of meat, you can throw it out. |
| 1:45.1 | Jacob, let me ask you a question. |
| 1:47.1 | Why? Jacob, I'll say this. If you eat one piece of cheese with one piece of meat, you can throw it out. Jacob, let me ask you a question. Why aren't you throwing in the garbage in here? Throw it in the barrel right there. There's no bag. I throw out the previous bag from what smelled earlier. The syrup? The syrup. Now you'd be praying for syrup. Yeah. I know. What do they have? They have pancakes or waffles? I couldn't place it. I have never seen a radio show where the producers have that much just fucking hangover the energy of the show. Well, one in particular. What? His face, Jacob's face. No, no, no. I've never seen, I'm saying a radio show where like that's ever happened before. The producer is usually someone, you're like, shut the fuck up and do whatever. Yeah. Look at him, walk in, he still has the face off. Yeah. What's up, buddy? You okay now? Can we do the show? Sure, please. If I was trying to hook Jacob up with a girl, I still would have to get and she goes, well, tell me about him. I go, he's a handsome guy, he's very fun, very funny, unpleasant. What? What's she's good? Well, he's unpleasant. What, okay. All right, like unpleasant, how? He could dance. He's athletic, he's in good shape. He cares about his health. |
| 2:51.7 | Oh, I love that. |
| 2:52.3 | He's a great cook and a great baker. |
| 2:53.5 | Oh, my God, this is perfect. |
| 2:55.1 | Unpleasant. What? I'm sorry. What are you? Like, when you're around them, you feel like things aren't all right. Oh, God. No. Do you like feeling like secure and warm? |
| 3:05.5 | Yes. |
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