Last Week's Top Stories - Trump Wears a Mask, California Closes Again & LAPD Fakes Gang Data

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 20 July 2020

⏱️ 23 minutes

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President Trump finally wears a mask in public as coronavirus cases soar, California Governor Gavin Newsom reverses his state's reopening, and the LAPD falsifies gang data. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.6	Now!
0:03.6	Coronavirus.
0:12.0	The only thing in 2020 that still hasn't been canceled.
0:15.8	Yesterday, New York City recorded zero COVID-19 deaths for the first time since March.
0:23.6	And that's truly amazing news, guys.
0:26.1	If this continues, then hopefully New Yorkers can get back to dying from their usual
0:31.4	things, you know?
0:33.1	Like being kicked in the throat by a subway dancer.
0:35.8	But unfortunately, across the rest of America, things are worse than ever.
0:40.6	Breaking news tonight, staggering numbers out of Florida, more than 15,000 COVID cases
0:45.7	confirmed in just one day.
0:47.7	Miami-Dade hospitals are at 94% ICU capacity, with the mayor confirming six are now full.
0:54.2	If the sunshine state were its own country, it would rank fourth highest in the world for
0:58.6	new COVID cases.
0:59.8	In Texas, confirmed cases continue to climb.
1:02.8	Nearly 6,000 reported today.
1:05.3	Hard hit Michigan, now seeing an uptick in cases after hundreds attended July 4th Lake
1:10.5	parties.
1:11.5	And we've seen the stunning images of testing lines stretching for miles, thousands
1:16.0	waiting weeks for results in Arizona, some labs facing a 30-day backlog, 13 states are
1:21.8	reporting testing problems.
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