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Let's talk about commencement addresses.

It's that time of the year when everyone puts on a dress and are told that they're the

future of the planet.

For much of America, this was graduation weekend, and so prominent celebrities and politicians

decided to hold their versions of a virtual commencement speech.

The commencement speaker everyone was talking about is Barack Obama, 44th presidents of the

United States and world's slowest Kenyan.

Although his address turned out to be less of a graduation speech and more the world's

loudest sub-tweets.

Just as you've been looking forward to proms and senior nights, graduation ceremonies,

and let's face it, a whole bunch of parties, the world has turned upside down by a global

pandemic.

This pandemic has fully finally torn back the curtain on the idea that so many of the

folks in charge know what they're doing.

A lot of them aren't even pretending to be in charge.

Doing what feels good, what's convenient, what's easy, that's how little kids think.

Unfortunately, a lot of so-called grown-ups, including some with fancy titles and important

jobs, still think that way, which is why things are so screwed up.

You know, it's funny how Obama hides his insults.

It's like he doesn't want to get in trouble with Michelle for going low.

Now I agree with Michelle that we're going to go high.

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