Last Update on the Left - Episode 6 - OJ Simpson Revisited

Last Podcast On The Left

The Last Podcast Network

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Load into the Ford Bronco, because we’re going on a ride down memory lane as we revisit the sordid tale of OJ Simpson, American footballer and potential killer. A LOT has happened since Episode 129 of Last Podcast on the Left, including the man’s demise, so we’ve got many things to cover. So let’s take a trip down memory lane—but here’s a tip: don’t take the 405, the traffic’s GNARLY.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Live on your glaze.
0:02.8	That's when the cannibalism started.
0:05.8	Last update on the left.
0:12.0	Henry, are you okay?
0:16.5	I don't know how to start.
0:18.6	What happened?
0:19.3	I'm so upset.
0:20.7	Oh my God. He almost didn't make it in the room. He was curled up in a fetal position right outside the studio. It was because I ate a piece of sushi that I saw on the street. And I ate it just because I was curious. Yeah. I just was so fat. I'm just so fat and fucking stupid. You just fucking eat street fish. I'm dumb. I'm just fucking dumb. You're just fucking stupid. You just fucking eat street fish.
0:37.5	I'm dumb.
0:39.4	I'm just fucking dumb.
0:40.8	I'm glad you're saying it, not me.
0:42.4	Yeah.
0:42.7	And it seemed to me, he lived just life.
0:48.8	Like a kind of land.
0:52.4	What are we going to do without?
0:54.4	Welcome to last update on the left, ladies and gentlemen.
0:57.4	We had to update the episode.
0:58.9	We had to update the update.
1:00.3	We recorded this episode the week, not the week before, not a month before, the week that OJ died.
1:09.1	It was like three days tops.
1:10.1	Three or four days before OJ died.
1:12.8	And you'll hear in this episode, you hear us saying...
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Last Podcast Network, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Last Podcast Network and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.