Episode 627: The Great Molasses Flood of 1919 Part I - Killer Condiments

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🗓️ 18 July 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

After two weeks in the Toybox, it's time for a bit of a palate cleanser. Something sweet, thick, and disastrous... A story rich with historical significance that somehow manages to sneak through the cracks of most American history lessons. This week, the boys take a trip over 100 years into the past for The Great Molasses Flood of 1919.

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to.
0:03.0	This is the last podcast.
0:05.0	On the left. Right from your glade. That's when the cannibalism started. Who was that? Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Ah! Move Malasses report
0:25.8	Breaking molasses news
0:31.1	Wow, you better be ready for the most molasses you've ever heard about
0:36.3	or consumed in your entire young
0:39.1	lives.
0:39.7	Most of you've never even seen a jar of molasses. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What is molasses? I thought for a second there, you were just singing the Mortal Kombat theme song. Welcome to the last podcast on the left.
0:38.3	Welcome to the last podcast on the left. Balasas
0:55.0	Welcome to the last podcast on the left, ladies and gentlemen.
0:59.0	My name is Marcus Parks.
1:00.5	I'm here with the thick with molasses Henry Zabrowski.
1:05.0	I view myself as the raiden of molasses combat.
1:09.0	I'm just missing my Chinese hat
1:11.8	that's all I got to zap
1:14.3	zap you just got molasses
1:16.2	I'm Asian I'm electric
1:18.4	I'm covered in molasses
1:20.0	and also of course
1:22.9	I would say pre-sticky
1:25.0	Ed Larson yes I am
1:26.7	covered in goo in the future and I got you know what I want to do when I thought of this? I want to change Jackie Onassis's name to Jackie Molasses, because she was a little quicker. She would have got them brains back in that head. Yeah, she was a bit slow. She was a bit slow, but honestly if her name was Jackie molasses, I'd expect a little bit more of the gumption in the trunk.
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