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🗓️ 9 January 2026
⏱️ 52 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Live on your blade. |
| 0:02.8 | That's when the cannibalism started. |
| 0:05.8 | Last update on the left. |
| 0:10.0 | Oh, yeah! |
| 0:15.3 | I thought my belly was going away, and then I ate a sandwich, and it came back. |
| 0:19.6 | What do you mean? |
| 0:20.4 | I was doing the workout. I thought my little belly was going away. It I ate a sandwich and it came back. What do you mean? I was doing the workout. |
| 0:22.5 | I thought my little belly was going away. |
| 0:24.1 | It goes in and out. |
| 0:24.9 | And then I ate a sandwich and it came back out again. |
| 0:26.9 | That's how you tell you're really thin. |
| 0:28.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:28.7 | That means you're like a boa constrictor. |
| 0:30.9 | You know, if I can see the outline of the recent lunch that you've had. |
| 0:35.6 | BOT? |
| 0:37.6 | You got it? Incredible. I can see the ruffles of the lettuce. |
| 0:42.6 | Is my talking about my belly going to be the start of this episode of Last |
| 0:45.4 | Update on the Left? I think it has to be. Welcome. My name's Marcus Parks. |
| 0:49.7 | It's me, Henry Zabrowski, and wow. We're back here again. |
| 0:54.1 | Yeah. I'm Ed Larson, and the update is Marcus now has a stomach. It's the best thing to happen to the show. I like them a little, I like you. I like it comfortable. And I am comfortable. I am. I had a bagel, and then I had a sandwich sandwich and now I got a belly because I'm a little skinny man. |
| 1:12.5 | Well, guess what, man? If I have one sip of yeast, my body expands. |
| 1:17.6 | But we're not just talking about our body's expanding. |
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