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Minion Death Cult

Last Responders- Heartbreaker (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4652 Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2021

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Last Responders Heartbreaker (preview) Maria Guido comes on to talk about one of thew more chaotic episodes of 9-1-1 we are laking romance, heartbreak, the importance of chewing your food, and murder. For the full episode go to https://www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult 

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0:00.0

So then we cut to the intro for you from one of my favorite characters, Chimney.

0:07.8

And I hate Chimney, like a lot.

0:11.2

And this is the guy who, like two episodes before, got a piece of rebar jammed through his skull in a car accident.

0:22.0

Yeah.

0:22.7

As depicted in the cake.

0:24.8

In a cake.

0:25.7

Somebody made a fucking cake that looked like that.

0:28.3

I was like, what the fuck?

0:29.9

And he's like really like he's talking about his accident like it was nothing.

0:34.1

He's like, yeah, I'm just, you know what I mean?

0:35.9

And it's like, okay, well, if this

0:37.9

episode is supposed to be like weekly, you wouldn't be out of the hospital in two weeks,

0:43.8

you fucking dumb ass. There's, there's no sense of time in this. So to put this in perspective,

0:50.0

um, in the time that Buck and Abby have been together, like been talking and been like they've been sexting and stuff.

0:57.1

They've been having a little phone sex, but they haven't actually had sex at all.

1:00.7

I don't even know if they've like, I think they've kissed.

1:03.4

In the time that that's happened and Valentine's Day's come up and they haven't done anything yet,

1:07.6

even though Buck is like a full-blown sex addict and, like, will explode if he doesn't get his rocks off.

1:12.7

In that time, Chimney got a piece of rebar through his head and is back at work.

1:17.6

Yeah, that's, no.

1:19.3

Yeah.

1:20.5

Yeah.

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