Laser Stories (9/26/25)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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Summary
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!
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| 0:00.0 | The NFL is rolling. |
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| 0:46.7 | It's the radio segment that's finally making breakfast practical again with the new Wi-Fi toaster router. |
| 0:55.4 | What? |
| 0:56.0 | Now your toaster is a hot spot in more ways than one. |
| 1:00.4 | So dumb. |
| 1:01.8 | Doom scroll as you heat your roll with laser stories. |
| 1:06.4 | The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, |
| 1:08.8 | just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. |
| 1:11.5 | Those other bagel bros just don't. |
| 1:13.4 | This first laser story is out of Sweetwater, Texas. |
| 1:16.6 | Uh-oh. |
| 1:17.2 | The other day, a DoorDash driver named Neil Cooper made a very strange delivery to a local motel. |
| 1:23.4 | The complete list of items hasn't been released, but word has it the delivery included trash bags, zip ties, bleach, a hatchet, and a unicorn pool floating. |
| 1:38.2 | Is that just because when you murder, you want to do it for fun? |
| 1:42.3 | Yeah. |
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