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Brooke and Jeffrey

Laser Stories (9/24/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!

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0:00.0

Football is back. That's right. The new NFL season is here and you should be listening to NFL Daily as we march along to Super Bowl 60. It's in the name NFL Daily. So you'll have fresh content in your feed all season long. Join me, Greg Rosenthal, in an all-star cast of co-hosts for previews and recaps of every single game. NFL Daily will keep you up to date with everything you need to know so you can sound

0:23.9

smarter than all your friends.

0:25.6

Listen to NFL Daily on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your

0:30.3

podcast.

0:31.0

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0:33.5

Visit Toyota.com slash NFL now to learn more.

0:40.2

Hello, it's a lot. Visit Toyota.com slash NFL now to learn more. It's the radio segment that's making fitness comfortable, maybe too comfortable,

0:46.8

with the new inflatable yoga air mattress.

0:50.5

For when your downward dog turns into downward nap.

0:56.3

Don't listen to the instructor.

0:58.2

That's just a dream with laser stories.

1:01.1

The segment will read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does,

1:04.5

except we've got a laser.

1:06.0

Those other bogey yogis just don't.

1:08.0

This first laser story is out of our personal panhandle favorite, Florida.

1:12.4

A 48-year-old woman named Crystal Watts heard a rumor that her 52-year-old boyfriend was being unfaithful.

1:20.8

Crystal.

1:21.6

Oh, no.

1:22.7

So she just heard the rumor.

1:25.2

Oh, okay.

1:26.0

Sorry.

1:26.5

I mean, it's probably true if there's a rumor out there. Where there's smoke, there just heard the rumor. Oh, okay, sorry. I mean, it's probably true.

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