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Brooke and Jeffrey

Laser Stories (8/6/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!

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0:00.0

If a baby is giggling in the back seat, they're probably happy.

0:04.0

If a baby is crying in the back seat, they're probably hungry.

0:08.0

But if a baby is sleeping in the back seat, will you remember they're even there?

0:13.0

When you're distracted, stressed, or not usually the one who drives them,

0:17.0

the chances of forgetting them in the back seat are much higher.

0:20.0

It can happen to anyone.

0:21.9

Parked cars get hot fast and can be deadly.

0:25.1

So get in the habit of checking the back seat when you leave.

0:28.3

A message from NHTSA and the ad council.

0:30.2

Adventure should never come with a pause button.

0:32.7

Remember a movie pass?

0:34.1

All the movies you wanted for just nine bucks?

0:36.8

I'm Bridget Todd, host of There Are No Girls on the Internet. And this season, I'm digging into the tech stories we weren't told. Starting with Stacey Spikes, the black founder of Movie Pass, who got pushed out of the company he built. Everybody's trying to knock you down and it's not going to work and no one's going to like it. And then boom, it's everywhere.

0:55.0

And that was that moment.

0:56.3

Listen to there.

0:56.9

No girls on the internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.

1:04.3

It's the radio segment that's finally giving kids a high-protein breakfast cereal with Kellogg's Frosted Beef Jerkios.

1:14.6

My kids would be so into this.

1:16.4

It's about time those six-year-olds ditch all the sugar and get on the carnivore diet with laser stories.

1:23.9

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

1:29.0

Those other herky jerkeys just don't.

1:30.8

This first laser story is out of Scandinavia.

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