Hello, it's ladies and stories.

It's the radio segment that's making your bedtime routine even easier with a new invention,

toothpaste-flavored ice cream.

Oh, child.

Perfect for kids who want to skip brushing their teeth right after dessert.

And it even comes in a toothpaste tube. So just squirt a couple gobs in your mouth after dinner and say good night.

With laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other hog and dirty dogs just don't.

This first laser story is out of, you guessed it, Florida.

This is not going to surprise you, but a Florida man got into a fight with another Florida man at a nearby beach.

Hey, you know what, that's better than a gator or some sort of bear.

And apparently this fight was over a tricycle's headlights.

What?

You know, tricycles came with headlights.

According to the police report, the adult victim was riding a tricycle down the beach while using a flashlight as a headlight.

Okay.

The assailant didn't like it shining right into his face and started arguing with him. It's like what bros put their foot down over is the stupidest crap ever. Are you proud of yourself if you beat up a guy on a tricycle? Right. Well, it was no physical beating because at one point the attacker noticed the victim had a machete in the basket of his trike.

Wait, in the tricycle there was a machete?

So he grabbed it and swung it at the guy.

Kapoorya!

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