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Brooke and Jeffrey

Laser Stories (8/13/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!

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0:00.0

Adventure should never come with a pause button.

0:02.6

Remember Movie Pass?

0:04.0

All the movies you wanted for just nine bucks?

0:06.7

I'm Bridget Todd, host of There Are No Girls on the Internet.

0:09.5

And this season, I'm digging into the tech stories we weren't told.

0:12.9

Starting with Stacey Spikes, the black founder of Movie Pass, who got pushed out of the company he built.

0:18.1

Everybody's trying to knock you down and it's not going to work and no one's going to like it.

0:22.9

And then boom, it's everywhere.

0:24.8

And that was that moment.

0:26.2

Listen to there are no girls on the internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

0:34.1

It's the radio segment that's looking to fight hunger by replacing all of the water in our public fountains with hot flowing soup.

0:43.9

No, Judge.

0:44.7

Yay, soup out.

0:47.5

Three food everywhere, bro.

0:48.8

You go for a run, you're just desperate for a drink of water and there's just tomato coming out of the... Now you get it, Brooke. Toss in a quarter for a wish and some saltines for a snack with laser stories. Oh, no, I got cream of wheat soup. Oh, God. The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other chowder chuggers just don't.

1:12.1

Ew, Jack!

1:13.1

The water's even worse, yeah!

1:14.6

First laser story is out of California.

1:17.1

A trunks of potatoes.

1:18.6

A 39-year-old woman named Kelly Joe Fudd was at a Chucky Cheese recently.

1:23.6

Oh, it's his wife.

1:25.6

When she decided to play a kids game called Snow Day.

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