It's the radio segment that's bringing together two of America's favorite restaurants

for a new type of dining experience.

Really?

Hooters and Nobu.

For no-booters.

No-booters.

I can't tell if people's tops or little or their bottoms or what's happening. Just picture $200 sushi rolls served by a waitress named Destiny who just called you, hun. But does she have those sweet tights and socks too? You know she does. Brogg, you keep smiling at me. She must like me. Yeah, that's how it works like me it's not work laser stories except me where we read weird news stories around the globe just

like everyone else does except we've got a laser those other hot wasabi mommies just don't

I want to be one this first laser story is out of Texas

39 year old woman named Stephanie Davidson posted a photo of a thief who broke into her home

and asked Facebook for help in identifying this quote-unquote trash.

So scary to have your home broken in, too.

Yeah.

Apparently, Stephanie had a camera set up inside her house and caught a pretty clear shot of the crook's face.

Oh, got him.

So responses and comments started flooding in, and wouldn't you know it?

Someone important saw it.

The thief herself.

Wait, she's friends with the thief on Facebook? Not friends. She posted it. She was going to say maybe the police or something.

Wait, she's friends with the thief on Facebook?

Not friends.

She posted it publicly. Oh, okay, so it just ended up in her algorithm.

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