It's the radio segment that's putting the cold and flu game on its ear with a brand new mashup,

introducing Ben and Jerry's extra strength NyQuil Chunky Monkey.

I would legit eat this.

Lick yourself to sleep and then wake up in a puddle of yum. Ew, why is it like purple? Trust me, you're going to feel a lot better after a pint of laser stories. The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other creamy dreamies just don't. This first laser story is out of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

Oh, beautiful.

46-year-old detective named Michael DiBiase

was at his local police headquarters the other day

when he walked into the break room

and ran into another detective.

And that's when Michael noticed something

that no one should ever witness in person.

His coworker was warming up fish in the

microwave.

Hey, listen, I get it, all right?

Fish and broccoli, nobody wants to smell it.

Immediately he could tell the foul odor was everywhere.

So he yelled at the guy to stop, but he didn't.

And that made Michael furious.

So he did what any rational police detective would do on his lunch break and pulled a gun on the guy.

Okay.

Okay, back away from the fish.

You guys wish.

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