Hello, it's laser stories.

It's the radio segment that's combining two of the great footwear brands, Crocs and Heelies,

to make a new shoe called Creelies.

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All thanks to laser stories.

The second of every read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

except we've got a laser.

Those other footfinders just don't.

This first laser story is out of Utah.

You ever lived with someone who did a really lousy job with the dishes?

It's more annoying than not doing the dishes in the first place.

Because you have to do it again.

I live with two of them and they're under the age of 10.

But it's probably not worth going to jail over.

I say that...

Wait, I can arrest them?

Because a 23-year-old woman named Miranda Laprute got into a heated argument with her

roommate over dirty plates not being washed.

Hey nobody got time for that.

Police say Miranda asked her roommate if she'd do the dishes since they were in the sink

for the last six days and it was her turn.

But the answer that she got back was, uh, maybe later.

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