It's the radio segment that's revolutionizing the food industry by opening the first ever B-Y-O-S restaurant.

What's that being? Bring your own what? Bring your own server.

Oh, wait a minute. My son's going to take over for you, don't worry.

Y'all want any water?

And the best part, you don't have to tip.

All thanks to laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

except we've got a laser.

Those other waiter haters just don't.

This first laser story is out of Florida.

Yay!

A 32-year-old woman named Diane Blaylock called 911 last week and told the dispatcher that she was in need of assistance because a bar would not serve her a jello shot.

Oh my God!

I mean, if I have ever heard of an emergency, this is it.

We've all been there.

It's unclear what the dispatcher said in response,

but we know that Diane wasn't satisfied.

Oh, it's shocking.

Because she called back three more times,

demanding that they help her with this emergency jello shot situation.

No, no, no, no, no, no, put my dragon!

What's more important that they're doing right now?

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