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It's the radio segment that's way ahead, but already gearing up for Halloween with a spooky food storage idea called Tupperwarewolf.

Where does that have little fangs on the lid?

It's where if someone steals your leftovers out of the company fridge, listen for your temperware to howl out in agony. So you know exactly where it is. Plus, it only unlocks during full moons. Oh, wow. You've really got to be hungry. Yeah, you do. No bad ideas whenever we do laser stories. This segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Yeah. Those other no classerals just don't. Classerol. This first laser story is out of Social Media Central. Oh. I live here. Remember that TikTok trend where people would crack eggs on their foreheads of unsuspecting friends and family members.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Like when they're baking or whatever.

It got even wilder when people started doing it to their kids.

Those are the ones that were in my algorithm.

Yeah, I was gonna say, those were all I saw.

Well, here's some vengeance.

A mother in Sweden did that challenge to her daughter and was just convicted of harassment.

What?

No way.

Oh.

Yep. She was ordered to pay her six-year-old $2,000 in damages for posting a video of herself cracking an egg on the poor girl's head.

I want to see the court case where the baby lawyers are representing the baby. I don't know. I've been... Posting a video of herself cracking an egg on the poor girl's head. Oh!

I want to see the court case where the baby lawyers are representing the baby. I don't know. I feel like it's kind of deserved. Like, whenever the parents are doing that, I'm like, man, that's kind of mean. It's kind of a hurt. And your kid can't stop you, right? Oh, and the kid's just like so happy to be with a parent and have been here. It's suddenly, like, bam, bully.

Crazy thing is the daughter wasn't the one who made the complaint.

Oh. Someone else did, and a prosecutor picked it up and ran with it and argued with a judge that this just wasn't fun. It was cruel. Oh, right, this is a little much, though. Do you think the six-year-old came in a little power suit to prosecute?

Yeah, that's what I was saying. Yeah, with a little neck brace on, too.

The judge agreed with that sentiment and said, quote,

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