It's the radio segment that's working with the National Oceanic Society to convince Jaws to go vegan.

Oh, that would be a nice jaw.

How is he going to eat algae?

I mean whales do it.

Let's go.

So far, they've raised upwards of $27 to make underwater slides teaching sharks humans bad.

Hummus, good.

Those great whites have never looked sleaker, thanks to laser stories.

The second of where we read, weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other chum bucket baddies just don't.

This first laser story is out of the only place that brings me happiness anymore.

Massage.

Or no, Florida.

Oh, Florida.

Okay.

All right, Jeff.

Massage parlor in Florida.

Yeah, whatever it was.

33 old man named Connor Parady was pulled over the other night

after he was clocked flying down the highway at more than 90 miles an hour.

Oh, Connor.

Are you thinking you're not going to get pulled over when you're doing that?

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